Skip to main content

Para sa paborito kong aso

A COUPLE OF years back, a non-government organization (NGO) based in Hawaii spent $50,000 to retrieve a captain’s dog from an oil tanker that burned in the middle of nowhere. The gutted derelict was found. The famished dog was still aboard, probably still waiting for its owner.

By coughing up some P2.5 million in a dogged resolve to reunite an abandoned pet and its master, the NGO showed its blessed breeding – this firm is a retriever, a canine type favored by hunters to collect felled prey. That’s so unlike a locally based hog of an NGO that chomped on some P2 billion from the sale of government debt papers that sounds like “piss bonds”; taxpayers will have to settle the debts, cough up P35 billion after 10 years, but that’s another horror story.

Going back to our story, that sea dog of a captain either doted on man’s faithful friend or he shares with us some long-held beliefs on dogs that we haven’t grasped in full yet, but we hold onto still.

Say, local folklore insist that a dog would willingly give up its soul to prolong the life of its master. That captain was last to leave his sinking ship but he survived, didn’t he?

I guess such a belief stems from Vedic cosmology, a hand-me-down knowledge from the nomadic Aryans who subdued the Dravidians of India’s Indus Valley around 1700 before the common era.

Unlike unlucky Israelis who carved a nation amid hostile Palestine real estate, the fierce Aryan nomads had total control over their conquered territory – no sneak attacks from mujahideen groups, no suicide bombing missions. No oil embargo. No pressure from the civilized international community for the conqueror to pull its punches. Ah, those were the halcyon days, mwa-ha-ha-haw!

Like our cherished beliefs about dogs, an Aryan religious symbol remains much with us to this day: the swastika, from Sanskrit words sva (one’s own) and stika (it is) which represents a being in perpetual motion. The swastika also symbolizes inner divinity or the gods within. Warrior monk Boddhidharma brought the symbol to a Shaolin temple in China and steeled ‘em wimp monks in the arts of hand-to-hand combat. One Adolph Hitler (of Aryan stock and murderously intent on showing Israelis how Aryans do geopolitics) well, this Hitler foisted a skewed swastika as a magical talisman for his rabid pursuit of world conquest. Boddhidharma’s martial lessons flourished and flowered throughout the world. Hitler’s martial megalomania bit the dust.

Hey, our down-to-earth beliefs on dogs were mined from this rich loam of Vedic lore. There’s divine beauty and love in a dog sacrificing its soul to lengthen its master’s life. This notion comes from Vedic astrology – a dog serves as sacrificial lamb to the so-called Dragon’s Tail (Cauda draconis, the lunar south node or Ketu) in the heavens. As Vedic astrology texts have it, Ketu is a fiery malefic force that can trigger accidents, injuries, feelings of helplessness, spiritual turmoil, mental instability, skin diseases, drug addiction, alcoholism and plagues.

To ward off Ketu’s attacks, the family dog takes on the role of paschal lamb -- yes, that’s where the genuine spiritual “Pasko” came from. As the paschal offering stayed the Angel of Death’s scythe from harvesting souls of Jewish families’ first-born offspring during Moses’ time, the poor dog hurls its fleas, ehek, howls earnest pleas to Ketu, then willingly lays down its life. The howling sounds too close to a verse from the Gospel: “Greater love hath no man than he who willingly lays down his life for his friends.” That may throw light on a still-dim idea of dogs as man’s best friend.

Here are other feel-good omens related to dogs. Call these silly superstition but I’m a sucker for ‘em:

 A dog seen playing is a very auspicious omen for the seer;
 A dog peeing on any object in the household signifies gain of money for the homeowner. To pump up money gains also means we ought to grin and clear up the stink as the family dog or dogs spread piss on earth, at every nook and cranny of the household;
 A dog mating with a bitch inside the house portends arrival of many guests in the household;
 Dog sniffs left thigh, the sniffed chap becomes popular with women, and they’re likely to be bitchy types;
 Dog sniffs left knee – gains in business or service are coming;
 See a dog with meat, fish, bread or any morsel of food on its mouth at the start of a journey? Money benefits are coming to him/her who sees the dog;
 A dog howls at midnight facing north means loss of a loved one – but it’s usually loss of the dog, giving up its life in lieu of loved one.

Dog spelled backwards is, well, quite divine. Daemon est deus inversus, that is, a mirrored image reverses itself. That ought to explain why I rifle through warlock’s grimoires, gnostic texts and the sort of tomes a Harry Potter would pore over to pick out apt names for my dogs. Something appropriately sweet-sounding that befits their asokal (or asong kalye) lineage. Why, Phantom mauls bad guys with some help from his Devil; Herge’s boy-hero Tintin plunges into tight spots with Snowy; Marimar’s Fulgoso acts like a mafioso; and student activists in the 1970s howled their lungs out with pet peeve, “Marcos-Hitler-Diktador-Tuta!”

One of my favorites is Zahrim, named after a demon demi-urge that can slay thousands at one throw. He kept me company as I did gardening on our subdivision’s vacant lots. Another favorite is frail-looking Osrail, after an intelligence that rules the human lifespan. Osrail had nails resembling wee scythes. It’s tough on one’s pockets keeping a dozen dogs or so in one’s homeyard but pet curs somehow make sure the cash flow in torrents. That keeps ‘em well fed.

Understandably, most Filipinos love doggerel lyrics in their songs, the sort bayed out with rabid glee in videoke joints whether the moon’s waxing or waning. And not unlike dogs, majority of Filipinos are often afflicted with politics. The word comes from poly meaning “many” and “ticks” or blood-sucking insects often found on dogs.

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

ALAMAT NG TAHONG

SAKBIBI ng agam-agam sa kalagayan ng butihing kabiyak-- at kabiyakan, opo-- na nakaratay sa karamdaman, ang pumalaot na mangingisda ay napagawi sa paanan ng dambuhalang Waczim-- isang bathala na nagkakaloob sa sinuman anumang ibulwak ng bibig mula sa bukal ng dibdib. Pangangailangan sa salapi na pambili ng gamot ng kapilas-pusong maysakit ang nakasaklot sa puso ng matandang mangingisda. 'Di kaginsa-ginsa'y bumundol ang kanyang bangka sa paanan ng Waczim. Kagy at umigkas ang katagang kimkim noon sa kanyang dibdib: "Salapi!" Bumuhos ng salapi-- mga butil at gilit ng ginto-- mula papawirin. At halos umapaw sa ginto ang bangka ng nagulantang na mangingisda, walang pagsidlan ang galak, at walang humpay ang pasasalamat sa mga bathala. Nanumbalik ang kalusugan ng kabiyak ng mangingisda. At lumago ang kabuhayan, naging mariwasa ang magkapilas-puso na dating maralita. Nilasing ng kanyang mga dating kalapit-bahay ang mangingisda-- na hindi ikina...

Kuntaw

I T was more than an implement—tough as metal, soft as petal—wielded like lightning to repulse conquerors. Invading Mactan in 1521, Ferdinand Magellan and his men must have thought that their fabled Toledo steel swords would be more than a match more the island’s native defenders—they were dead wrong. The Spaniards never knew what hit them. In the 1900s, American occupation forces in Mindanao particularly in the Sulu islands found themselves under constant harassment from what they called “crazy hermits” or juramentados . The native fighters would fast for days, go through special religious rites, then go forth to storm American garrisons. Even as the .445 caliber pistol was plied out in 1911 to stop seemingly unstoppable fighters, the Americans still never knew what hit them. Looking back with pride at such points in history when their fighting mettle was unleashed in battle, Filipino Muslims, especially the Tausugs of Sulu will, with a little nudge and tug at their patriotic sentimen...

Baka talisay ang kailangan kung mabilis nilalabasan

KAMBAL na hitang nakabukaka ang pahayag—an open statement na hindi pinid at wala nang pasubali o baka masususugan pa. (“Susog” ang salitang ugat na katakam-takam talagang bigkasin dahil kung nanamnamin at hihimas-himasin para bang susong busog ang ibig sabihin.) We’re trying to make sense of a claim we stumbled into about the fruits of an ornamental tree. To wit: “The kernel of Indian almond has shown aphrodisiac activity, it can probably be used in treatment of some forms of sexual inadequacies (premature ejaculation).” For goodness’ sakes, what are those other forms of sexual inadequacies, er, shortages? What’s Indian almond? Higit nating kilala ang Indian almond bilang talisay. Tinatawag ding tropical almond, Java almond, Singapore almond, Pacific almond . Kilala din sa pangalang umbrella tree, badamier, ketapang, huu kwang , at sa mga botanist na mahilig sa boteny tulad ni Ama, Terminalia catappa . Makatas ang hinog na lamukot ng bungang talisay—karaniwang dilaw o namumula ang ku...