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Kung salanta o nanlalata ang batuta...

PITO sa bawat 10 lalaki sa Asia ang madalas na mas malata pa sa kutsinta ang batuta— kahit nakatutok sa pinagmulang lungga, nanatiling salanta.

Iniulat sa bansa na umaabot sa 300,000 ang reseta ng mga doktor bilang panlunas sa nanlalambot na singkapan ng kalalakihan.

Ikinumpisal man ng karamihan sa kalalakihan ang lupaypay na lagay ng kanilang kasarian, matindi pa rin ang halihaw ng katanungan— kaya ba ng kanilang bulsa ang halaga ng Viagra (higit na kilala sa tawag na Sildenafil Citrate, ang asul na saklolo ng mga mahilig na lolo)?

Pansinin na ang talagang kinasasabikang bahagi ng katawan ng lalaki sa dakong ibaba ng baywang -- ang bukol ng paldong bulsa.

Humagulgol: 100 mg pildoras, P738. 50 mg=P578 (mas mahal pa kaysa samputok na pakikipagdaupang-ari sa mga mapupulot na pokpok sa Quezon Avenue, Cubao o Avenida.) Kapsulang 25 mg, lalantak ng P370 sa bulsa.

Karaniwang sinusuri muna ng doctor ang kanilang pasyente bago lapatan ng angkop na bulto ng Viagra.

Delikado kasing isabay ang Viagra sa ibang gamot—lalo na sa mga pansakit sa puso o may sangkap na nitrates.

Kabilang sa mga hindi kanais-nais na sipa ng Viagra: sakit ng ulo, pamumula ng mukha at sirang sikmura.

Matapos inumin, halos 14 minuto bago tumadyak ang bisa ng Viagra—at tatagal ang tikas-tigas ng hanggang apat na oras.

Sa mga edad-60, 50 mg. at mula anim hanggang walong kapsula.

Sa mga higit 60, 25 mg. ang inirereseta, ayon sa ulat.

Mas tipid kaysa Viagra ang diskarte sa pamumuhay na malusog para mapanindigan ang utog.

Iwas-yosi, iwas-toma, kumain ng mga masustansiyang pagkain, ensayo para mapagpag ang mantika sa katawan— para manatiling matikas ang paninindigan.

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