Friday, November 09, 2012

Burahan na naman


DUMUDURONG karayom sa dibdib ang hikbi—nauwi sa hagulgol—ng nakatabing dilag sa bus… patungong ospital upang dumalaw sa kanyang ama na pumanaw na pala. Mapait ang text na humagupit ng siphayo sa kanyang dibdib. Napag-alaman sa katabi na walong ulit sambuwan na isinasalang sa dialysis ang kanyang ama. Nasabi na lang sa kanya na napakabait ng kanilang ama, pinili ang lumisan kaysa maging pabigat sa kanyang mga anak… abot kasi mula P45,000 hanggang P50,000 ang gastos nila bawat buwan… napatango ang dilag sa aking tinuran, patuloy pa rin ang impit na hikbi, sagana ang daloy ng luha.

Lintext talaga— samut-saring kalatas ang matatanggap mula sa cellphone… kaya kahit na burahin pa ang bawat pangungusap at kataga na tila kidlat na inihahatid sa himpapawid, may maiiwan pa ring haplos sa dibdib at himas sa isip—batay sa nilalaman ng kalatas.
 
May katumbas na kahulugan at kahihinatnan kasi ang mga kataga at mga pangungusap na ipinapahatid sa kinauukulan:


“Ok mylab ingat sa byahe gudnyt muah.” (Faye 26 June 2013)

“Gnun b tnx God. Cge kainin mu aq este kain kna mylab.” (Faye  26 June 2013 21:10:25)

“Ang sweet tlga ng mahal q. Gnun din aq sau ksama ka dn lge sa pray g. Musta pla sa bulacan bnaha ba ang lugar nyu?” (26 June 2013 21:06:10)

“Gndang gbi mylab muah love u.” (Faye 26 June 2013 20:57:01)

“Sir enterprise ko yun sk P3m na nabubulsa nung gago na un.” (Jing Villamente  24 June 2013 16:52:21)

“Im fine mylove. How are u muah? Mis u so much.” (Faye 29 May 2013 19:20:08)

“Mahal na mhal kta mylab.. Muahugs..” (Faye 27 May 2013 17:55:05)

“Dong sex tau.” (Hazel 639104308984 25 May 2013 15:04:48)

“Wag kalimutan magdinner mylove my darling muaah.” (Faye 22 May 2013 20:25:15)

“Mhal na mhal dn kta mylab so much muah good evening.” (Faye 22 May 2013 19:13:11)

“Hmp dka nagtyaga puntahan aq mylab sna natikman mu sabaw q.” (Faye 10 April 2013
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“Im ok mylab kht malungkot.” (Faye 10 April 2013 18:42:38)

“Will email the ones that I have later sir : ) hope ok ka na : )” (Daisy 10 April 2013 15:53:32)

“I love u mylab muah ingat ka lge tsup tsup.” (Faye  24 June 2013 13:46:18)

“Helu mylab musta kna miss na tlaga kta.” (Faye 24 June 2013 12:21:22)

“I love u too mylab na mahal q take care dn gudnyt mahal q muah.. Maulan  ba jan?” (Faye  20 June 2013 22:37:35)

“ Helo mylab musta kna wag k sugod s ulan pls alam u naman ngun mbagsik ang acid rain magastos magkasakit kya ingatan mu sarili mu at d q kelangan ang  kayamanan kung mwawala ka lang naman saken.”  (Faye 20 June 2013 17:25:01)

“Ingat ka mylab GOD BLESS U muah” (Faye  4 June 2013 123:00:38)

“I miss u too mylab muah. Asan ka mngaun mahal q?” (Faye 29 May 2013 19:31:34)

“ May naka penetrate na naman Mayon, isang Russian, na trapped naman. Padala ko po story mamaya.. Ty.”  (639186777793 22 May 2013 08:49:27)

“Mganda araw mylove I know bc ka ingat lagi love u muah.. Your guardianAngel.” (Faye  22 May 2013 08:10:44)

“Ay nakalimutan ko Pa, salamat po sa avocado :- ) “ (Aaron   14 May 2013 20:05:38)

“Sarap ng balbakwa Pa. Salamat Pa : -) “ (Aaron  13 May 2013 21:59:17)

“Pa, do you know any of your friends who has a means of getting giant bamboo’s not the buho type ha. The name is Guadua bamboo.” (Darmel 29 April 2013 16:29:03)

“Ingat mylab im ur angel wherever u are.” (Faye  10 May 2013 13:38:50)

“Mahal na mahal dn kita mylove kht bhra k magparamdam alam q anjan ka lagi.” (Faye  12 April 2013 20:38:20)

“Dong salamat ng marami sau palagikang nandian sa mga kylangan nmin ni jam I miz u iloveu2 napakabit mutlaga.” (Jo 20 May 2013 17:28:33)

Mylab kmusta kna!” (Faye 20 Maye 2013 13:31:11)

“Dong, just like to let u know that Jay died yesterday, the eve of his expected election to Congress.” (Ding 13 May 2013 13:40:06)

“Heart failure. Arrhythmia after bp shot up to 230.” (Ding 13 May 2013 13:40:10)

“Hmmmm Noted. Hanggang 5pm naman yata pwede bumoto. Dinner na namin makakain ung balbakwa. Grabe traffic d2 Pa sa kabite.” (Aaron 13 May 2013 10:58:38)

“Pa baka hindi kami mkasunod tomorrow sa treat mo. Sa Monday uwi kami bulacan. Luto ka nlang pa ng balbakwa : - )” (Aaron 10 May 2013 19:04:24)

“Ktapos q lng maligo mylab anjan kpa?” (Faye 10 May 2013 23:15:14)

“Pa, ano itong play ni Tennessee Williams na character si Blanche Dubois?” (Geng          5 May 2013 00:21:34)

“Muahugss love u mylab.” (Faye 4 May 2013 14:26:12)

“Mahal na mhal din kta muahh tsup asan k ngaun.” (Faye 3 May 2013 12:39:27)

“Miss u too mylove, love u.” (Faye 3 May 2013 12:27:56)

“Good morning! Huwag ka nang magalit. Just a victim of circumstances. ; ((  (Kaye 2 May 2013 7:49:03)

“Well they are bantay me  ; (( I’m in hell!!! Sorry…. Sana may bukas pa… ; (( (Kaye 1 May 2013 22:01:42)

‘Gudam mylab. Ur angel beep ur cp saying, I Love you.” Ingat lagi.’ (Faye 26 Apr 2013 8:26:22)

“Hehe ang sweet ng mahal q. Asahan mu lagi mu aq sa kama este ksama san kman pmunta  mylab coz im ur angel.” (Faye 26 Apr 2013 12:17:09)

“Hehe magkainan na tau mylab este kain na tau muah..” (Faye 26 Apr 2013 12:21:10)

“Mhal dn kita mylab muah.” (Faye 25 Apr 2013 13:01:26)

“Mylab musta kna miss na miss na kta muah.” (Faye 24 Apr 2013 20:39:55)

“Wow ang galling tlga ng mahal q farmer na manunulat pa mwuah.” (Faye 20 Apr 2013 20:58:23)

“Maybe another project :- ) Enjoy your Wednesday night.” (Jena 17 Apr 2013 21:57:29)

“Lab-ia pa rin At least you told me.” (Jena  17 Apr 2013 21:24:07)

“Gndang gbe mylab kmusta kna mahal rin  kta muah. “(Faye 17 Apr 2013 20:17:14)

“And2 na ak pedro. Lasingin mo ako.” (Dennis 639235611655 16 Apr 2013 19:51:54)

“Me too mylove khit sa panaginip ksama kta pati pagligo q ksama kta hihi” (Faye 12 Apr 2013 21:31:36)

“Mahal na mhal dn kta mylove dhil say naging kumpleto ang buhay q.” (Faye 12 Apr 2013 21:02:46)

“Hehehe. It’s a he po. Yup, my npatay n po syang pulitiko. Safe po ang mthod nya ksi it looks like accident or illness. Gingawa ko n po now tong s2ry.” (Belinda 639287778473 23 Mar 2013 11:51:24)

“Sir, talagang pumpatay po tong mngku2lam n nkuha ko… hehehe. Nfeature n po sya ni Jessica soho a few years back. Black candle lng po ang pinyagan nyang pikturan ko.” (Belinda 23 Mar 2013 11:37:56)

“M22log plang mylab. I always pray 4 us..” (Faye 22 Mar 2013 21:52:29)

“Wag muna paliguan mga dogs 7 days yun  b4 pwde ulit paliguan.” (Darmel  17 Mar 2013 13:27:48)

“10 worst food declared by the World Health Organization 7 of tem found in the Philippines 1. French fries: large (200ml of oil) 2. ice cream/doughnut 3. burger 4. ice tea: ICF-dehydration  5. chippy red: large (2-3 tbsp salt) 6. instant canton: 1 pack (3days) b4 detoxified by the liver 7. sweetened pork (tocino, longanisa et.) Pls avoid these foods Pass it to d people u care.” (639054292382 18 Jan 2013 9:34:22)

“No busy working. Wala naman ako sa  Manila but will be in Manila this wkend.” (Doris 17 Jan 2013 14:42:31)

“Mmm I would want your cock in my pussy and ass.” (Doris 17 Jan 2013 13:55:16)

“Talaga. Masarap b paano k b kumantot o magaling lang titi m.” (Doris  16 Jan 2013 15:14:31)

“Cge b. Pero okay din naman kung me advance n picture agad. Galing m cguro kumantot.” (Doris  16 Jan 2013 14:19:53)

“Mmm napakalibog m naman. Cguro sawa si misis sa u. Sayang wala ka mms sana napadlahan kita ng pic.” (Doris 16 Jan 2013 13:38:07)

“Sa weekend tau magmeet para pareho tau di pagod.” (Doris 16 Jan 2013 13:32:03)

“Pap ingat sa mga checkup checkpoint spot pati balisong 29” ksma sa election code ng mga lespu. Gud am! Na aberya ako yung kapatid ng kapitbahay ko ditto sa Camella nakapkapan sa sakayan ng jeep eh dineretso sa station 5 kagabi.” (Raymond 16 Jan 2013 9:07:43)

“Mmm talaga lang ha. Malibog ka pala.” (Doris 15 Jan 2013 21:48:08)

“Pilyo k a. Cguro marami kang tsiks.” (Doris 15 Jan 2013 21:43:01)

“Mmmm oo naman I’m a girl pero di ko sure kung approve ang pubes ko sa u. Bkit malago b s u?” (Doris 15 Jan 2013 15:50:06)

“Opo kht pag uwe diretso na po ako agad kua.” (Ada 29 Jan 2013 12:56:17)

“Asahan ko po yan.” (Ada 29 Jan 2013 12:23:39)

“So many things happen to my life I’m sorie.” (Ada 29 Jan 2013 12:17:16)

“Kht anu bsta mkauwe lng po im willing give u all.” (Ada  29 Jan 2013 12:08:01)

“I don’t have contact to get help frm my family so I leave a message on tagged.” (Ada 29 Jan 2013 12:05:20)

“Kala q 4get muna aq sobrang ngtampo kc aq.” (Faye 28 Jan 2013 16:01:16)
“Bkt bigla k nwala anu dhilan?” (Faye 28 Jan 2013 15:58:11)

“Babe, I still don’t have internet here. Miss u” (Carylle 28 Jan 2013 10:46:15)

“Babe, please text me.” (Carylle  26 Jan 2013 13:16:29)

“Thanks babe, I cant Online tOO. Paayos ko din d2. miss u sO much. Thank u.” (Carylle 25 Jan 2013 20:43:24)

“Babe, text me please.” ( Carylle 25 Jan 2013 19:55:46)

“Mmmm mukhang sobra galling m sa kantutan a. Like ko rin maglollipop ng tarugo.” (Doris 25 Fb 2013 13:35:05)

“Mmmmm masarap nga patuwad cguro magaling ka sa gnun posisyon.” (Doris 25 Feb 2013 12:42:56)

“Salamat, tukayo. Long time no see or hear, buti nman naalala mo. I pray you’re fine. God bless.” (Willy Baun 22 Feb 2013 00:37:23)

“Just saw the video Very nice!!!”) (Daisy Sabangan 19 Feb 2013 12:29:41)

“Dong! You’re a celeb on Facebook and youtube!” (Dindo Angeles 19 Feb 2013 11:56:53)

“Mhhihirapan k nyan mwawalan kna time saken nyan T_ T (Faye 18 Feb 2013 12:07:47)

“Thanks Pa, I got your mail :-)” (Aaron 10 Oct 2012 11:31:09)

“mylab 1mOnth lng aman aq sa magallanes kc aq muna tatao dun hanggat dpa cila nkakakuha ng saleslady wat f sa decembr nalang tau mgkta para marami tau oras sa isat isa. Kc sa dec endo nako jan nako magapply sa manila.” (Faye 11 Oct 2012 20:44:37)

“Hon, ako na lang luluwas ng Manila. Nxt week pangako.” (Catherine 13 Oct 2012 09:49:11)

“Hon, please promise mO po” (Catherine 13 Oct 2012 11:06:39)

“Hon, please, hndi  mO man lang kc sinabi na umakyat ka. nagtext ako s u kahapOn” (Catherine 13 Oct 2012 14:01:23)

“Hon” (Catherine 13 Oct 2012 14:51:01)

“Hon, text ka naman po” ( (Catherine 13 Oct 2012 17:12:52)

“Wala naman ako ginawang masama, dko alam na drating ka. kahit text dmO ginawa” (Catherine 13 Oct 2012 17:33:30)

“Hon, dka man lang magtext” (Catherine 13 Oct 2012 20:09:15)

“Hon, text ka naman po” (Catherine 14 Oct 2012 17:54:26)

“Hon, salita ka naman” (Catherine 15 Oct 2012 18:16:23)

“Ang daya naman hOn, bgla mO na lang kami pinabayaan “ (Catherine 16 Oct 2012 15:02:09)

“Ok po. thank u hon. ingat” (Catherine 19 Oct 2012 13:38:29)

“Helu mylove gudafternun sau sana nasa mbuti kang kalagayan jan.. At wag kang magalala saken ok lng aq dto.” (Faye 19 Oct 2012 15:59:06)

“cge mylove gudnayt. Ingat k sa paguwi ha. Bsta icpin mu nsa tabi mu lang aq coz im ur angel.” (Faye 19 Oct 2012 22:37:32)

“Hon, san kna po”  (Catherine 20 Oct 2012 10:49:40)

“Hon, text k naman po” (Catherine 20 Oct 2012 11:59:24)

“Hon, text ka naman po. Please.” (Catherine 20 Oct 2012 12:26:15)

“Ehem.. Buenas noches mi amor.. (Faye  20 Oct 2012 19:17:14)

“ilan pala anak mu mylab?” (Faye 20 Oct 2012 19:59:04)

“yap panganay aq ung bunso 18 2 lang nagaaral kc d q cla kaya pagaralin sbay2x” (Faye 20 Oct 2012 20:12:01)

“ohh isang taOn lng pla ang pagitan hehe galing mu mylab nkabuo ka kaagad.” (Faye 20 Oct 2012 20:26:34)

“hmm.. What if makabuo tau mylab panagutan mu b aq? Ok lng kung hndi naintindhan q.” (Faye 20 Oct 2012 20:30:03)

“Mamatay kana at buo mong pamilya.advance & always condolence sau at sa pamilya mo.” (Misha 23 Oct 2012 12:45:23)

“Condolence to u.” (Misha 23 Oct 2012 12:59:00)

“Kantutin mo ina mo idiot.”  (Misha 23 Oct 2012 13:17:03)

“Tawag ka.” (Misha 23 Oct 2012 13:20:07)

“Tawag ka.”  (Misha 23 Oct 2012 13:26:12)

“Tawag ka uli.” (Misha  23 Oct 2012 19:42:26)

“Tawag ka nga, uli” (Misha 23 October 2012 21:06:12)

“Tawag ka. gusto kita makausap.” (Misha  23 Oct 21:47:20)

“Leche ka mag reply ka nga.” (Misha 23 Oct 2012 22:08:18)

“Tawag ka nagfifinger ako d2. bilis.” (Misha 6 Nov 2012 22:37:44)

“Tawag ka sop tayo.” (Misha 6 Nov 2012 22:34:23)

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